PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene